Ahhh, the winter holidays!
The season of family gatherings, endless social obligations, and the constant pressure to be merry! If, like me, you are extremely introverted, then the mere thought of the festivities most likely leaves you with a feeling of overwhelm. And why wouldn’t it, with the number of people who expect you’d match their festive energy and return their season’s greetings in overly excited voices whilst wearing lit-up Christmas hats and good natured smiles. Or worse, take out time to … gags … socialize! I know how overbearing it can all be, and because I love every Priince(ss) in the nation — even the reserved, borderline antisocial ones — I’ve put together this guide on surviving this time of year for those who live at the furthest extreme of the introvert scale. You’re welcome.
• For Christmas, pick out and don your best outfit. Bonus points if it’s in a color that is the opposite of red, whatever that is. The goal is to let all who see you know that you’ve not caught the jolly fever, and would not be giving out Christmas Cheer this year. Unless they’re willing to pay for it, of course, because have you seen gas prices recently? Crazzzyyyy!
• There’s always that one friend who, despite your persistent declines, is always attempting to get you to go out and have fun. Make a voodoo doll of them and excuse yourself every five minutes to go stick pins in it when they call around the house and try to drag you out.
• If you must leave the house, wear a pointy, black hat and weird makeup that makes your skin look pale and pasty so people think you’re a witch and leave you alone. Carry a broom with you for added effect.
• Unless it’s family, set a timer for every incoming phone call to twenty seconds. The target is really half a minute, but you’ll exceed that if you don’t time the conversations for less. Trust me, I KNOW. Thirty seconds is just enough time for an exchange of Christmas greetings with no allowance for small talk that’ll leave your social battery drained. If they carry on talking, pretend your pet rabbit’s baby is coming early and you need to go urgently.
• Celebrate the Yuletide by indulging in your own definition of fun. Remember, it’s people you hate, not the birth of Jesus, so who’s to say you can’t be introverted and have a merry Christmas nonetheless? Bake your favorite cookies, decorate your space with twinkling lights, maybe even light some candles, and indulge in a good book and a cup of hot cocoa.
Did I miss anything? What are your favorite ways to recharge during the holidays? Share your tips in the comments below and help another introvert create a quiet oasis amidst the holiday chaos.
Oh, and have yourselves a Priincely Christmas. 🎄
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Absolutely love these tips. Because what is all the red and white craze biko nauuuuu....And erm,I may or may not have a voodoo doll of you too,Prince🙂🌚